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On writing novels / Sobre escribir novelas

26/02/2010

Translated from the original:

I write novels. And I work everyday as well as I can. This is a job, not a gift from God. I’m not an artist. I have a moral obligation to myself and to those who read me. I have to focus on that and not going around theorizing on literature, which I don’t give a damn about.

Arturo Pérez Reverte at El Cultural

And the original quote, in Spanish:

Yo escribo novelas. Y trabajo todos los días y lo mejor que puedo. Esto es un trabajo, no un don divino. No soy un artista. Tengo una obligación moral conmigo mismo y con la gente que me lee. Tengo que concentrarme en eso y no ir por ahí teorizando sobre literatura, que me importa un carajo.

Arturo Pérez Reverte en El Cultural

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Branding, Coolhunting, Graphic Designers and Advertising

13/02/2010

FFFFOUND!

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FAIL: Spanish online newspaper design

14/12/2009

Spanish online newspapers seem to be clueless when it comes to designing their homepages. Their strategy seems to be “put everything on the homepage, no matter how”. No order, no sequence, no freakin’ idea about reading patterns. I’m not making this up, check these screenshots, they speak for themselves:

The images correspond to El País, El Mundo and ABC.

These structures bleed consensus and politics from every pixel. I’ve been in a couple of these projects and I understand the politics behind a newspaper redesign. All the “we cannot harm our current readers” and “we need to find a spot for this and that” only leads to having the same again and again.

And the constant increase of screen resolution is not helping but increasing the damage. Remember when most newspapers went from 800×600 to 1024? Instead of using those extra pixels to make everything bigger and give some white space they came up with an extra column for junk.

Much has been said about how to renew online journalism. If they just started by questioning these obsolete structures… Jeez… I am so looking for the day when a big exec has the guts to get rid of commitees, consensus and departmental presence to make something different, some design where you see a strategy, a point, a purpose.

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Windows Official Magazine

11/11/2009

This picture I took yesterday at a magazine in Barcelona symbolizes all the pain and suffering Windows users have to cope with…

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Incompetence, design and some large companies

7/11/2009

A few months ago I wrote an article expressing my displeasure with American Airlines‘ hideous online presence. I also spent some time mocking up a redesigned version of their website. To my surprise, a user experience designer at AA.com emailed me an amazing response describing some of the design problems faced in large corporations. You should read my original article here and the response from Mr. X here.

An hour after I posted the response, American Airlines fired Mr. X.

Dustin Curtis at The Incompetence of American Airlines & the Fate of Mr. X

(Thanks Bastian)

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Derek Powazek on SEO

16/10/2009

Search Engine Optimization is not a legitimate form of marketing. It should not be undertaken by people with brains or souls. If someone charges you for SEO, you have been conned.

Derek Powazek at Spammers, Evildoers, and Opportunists

This article is so clear, so well explained and so aligned with us that I am seriously thinking of translating it into Spanish.

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Design consultancies, process and crafty methodologies

15/07/2009

Lately I have seen what I consider a trend among design consultancies. Many of them jump in the wagon of selling their process (the “how”) and not their result (the “what”). The keywords could go like this:

Design strategy, post-it notes, ethnography, cocreation, design thinking, iteration, methodology, big boards, flowcharts, innovation, moodcharts, multidisciplinary, cardboard prototyping, deliverables, ideas, process.

instead of…

Portfolio. Results. Ratios. Agile. Deliver. Design. Product.

Sounds to me like a late echo of what we used to hear from IDEO back in the late nineties. It was amazing to most of us: new and interesting methodologies for designing smart products. You could be a sociologist and end up designing cool sunglasses or high-tech medical equipment. What a promise… huh? Apparently many design consultancies (and I say “consultancies” with a bit of sarcasm) kept the methodology part but forgot about the delivery/product part.

I am not saying that methodology, etnography and all that doesn´t matter. It does. We do so at Vostok (sometimes, only if necessary). What I am trying to say is that it’s the result that matters, not the methods, not the concepts. It’s the product of your work, not the work itself. Show me what you’ve done, not how you do it.

All the crafty wadus-wadus is cool, the fancy videos, the whiteboards, the multidisciplinary meetings in rooms with pencils, paper and all… But that doesn’t make you a designer. It’s the product that makes you a designer. And if the result is good (both for client and user) who cares about how you got there… It’s not what you say what matters, not what you blog or what you tweet, not what you report or what you put on a 99 slide powerpoint. It’s what you do, what you finally create what matters.

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Renfe misses the train

19/02/2009

Very sharp post at Realidad Aparte (in Spanish) on the total lack of strategy at Renfe when it comes to spending money on public relations and web: spending hundreds of thousands of euros on their stand at FITUR (the big Spanish tourism fair) and not being able to fix their website.

Here’s the picture of Renfe’s stand at FITUR, stolen from Realidad Aparte’s website:

For those unfamiliar, Renfe is the Spanish railway company, well known on the internets for having the crappiest, never-working site ever seen. It doesn’t work on mac, it doesn’t work on Firefox and sometimes it just doesn’t work on anything. It’s been like that for months (perhaps years) and nothing seems to happen. Shame on them, shame on our politicians.

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On iPhone and usability tests

19/11/2008

This presentation supports my idea about the typical usability tests: they usually suck, they are worthless and almost always done by people who know nothing about design (and try to make a virtue of it).

Check it out, please:

How could they dare extracting usability conclusions based on first usage? How can they say things like “One participant actually thought that…

These kind of tests make me feel that either…

a) most users are stupid
b) most of the so called “usability engineers” are stupid
c) most u-tests are totally useless and worthless

I know, this is a total rant but… jesus!! I am so getting tired of the usual “usability thing”…

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Eoghan on SEO

27/10/2008

SEO is using deodorant instead of washing. SEO is masking bad coffee with sugar. SEO is cramming instead of studying. SEO is using pain killers instead of going to the dentist. SEO is taking weight loss pills instead of exercising. SEO is a comb-over. SEO is Scientology. SEO is Paris Hilton. SEO is the Zune. SEO is the morning-after pill. SEO is astroturf. SEO is not the real thing. SEO is cutting corners. SEO is not the solution. SEO is bullshit.

Ehogan McCabe from Contrast

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Voxan by Starck

14/10/2008

Now, this is what I call A-GREAT-PIECE-OF-SHIT…

Voxan, by the great Philippe Starck
More pictures here

(thanks, Agus)

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Facebook for dummies

7/10/2008

Hey Facebook’s usability manager, shame on you!!

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So fucken…

25/08/2008

Seen here

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Yahoo ID, totally wrong.

9/07/2008

Yahoo totally screwed it up when it requested people to have a Yahoo ID account to be a Flickr user. It’s like you need 3 different identities to be able to post some pictures: your previous one, the yahoo one, and then the flickr one, all of them with its email accounts, user passwords and all that.

Totally wrong.

But today I found something unbelievable:

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In order to complete registration, you must provide a valid credit card and billing adress to indicate you are over 18.

Way beyond stupidity.

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